i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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