Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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