Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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