**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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