Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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