I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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