Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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