You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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