I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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