Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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