I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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