just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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