And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Randomize
