i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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