she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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