Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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