She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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