her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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