i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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