You really coming over, don't trick.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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