He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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