its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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