Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
tell me about the fingering
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