I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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