you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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