I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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