I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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