Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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