Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
