So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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