Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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