Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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