is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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