Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
sarcasm needs its own font
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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