Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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