you guys were way drunker than both of me
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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