you're like a bully in the Christmas story
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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