Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
i now understand why vodka
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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