sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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