what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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