At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Congratulations! We have a period
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