u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
