is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
