If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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