google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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