Please, let me fuck your mom
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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