I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Moan for me like Helen Keller
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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