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(314): View more from Missouri

so how does one go about finding a summer fling?

(214): View more from Texas

take advantage of an intern

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(270): View more from Kentucky

If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am

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(773): View more from Illinois

grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

It is literally 8 in the morning.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did

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(845): View more from New York

I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar

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(315): View more from New York

No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going

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