ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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