apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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