What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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