Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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