Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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