She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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