Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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