Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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